Creature Comforts Restroom sign

Restrooms. One thing I learned growing up by NYC: When you’re in the city and you have to use a restroom, the trick was to go into a restaurant, sit at a table and ask to see a menu. Order water. Ask for the restroom. Go. Come back, leave a buck tip and scram. You would think the nation's largest, most populous and wealthy city would have public restrooms. Sadly, no.

I have scoped out the public restrooms here in Philly. After performing this arduous survey, a child was raped in a Public Library restroom. As a result many restrooms were closed to the public throughout the city.

  • The southeast Corner of Independence Square, a National Park, has a public restroom on the corner of 5th Street and Chestnut. It closes at 5:00PM
  • Franklin Court (Orianna Street) is on the south side of Market Street between 3rd and 4th Streets. There is a bench to sit down on in an open court yard and a Men's and Woman’s room. [I don’t know if they are unlocked]
  • The rotunda housing the statue of Benjamin Franklin at the Franklin Institute -- the only privately held national monument. The entrance is flanked by restrooms that are usually open to the public from to 9:30AM to 5:00PM 7 days a week.
  • Public Libraries – you will likely have to ask for a key. See above.
  • Hospitals. Usually near the main entrance and elevators.
  • If you’re a restaurant patron, most sit-down establishments have restrooms, even Starbucks &Boarder’s Books - top floor. Barnes & Noble, 2nd Floor. Marriott next to Starbucks on Market Street.
  • Supermarkets: Super Fresh and Whole Foods Market on South Street, and elsewhere in the city.
  • Allegedly every major train station has them: The underground pedestrian concourse at Market East Station has restrooms. 30th Street Station has them. Reading terminal Market has them toward the back. I suspect the SEPTA office plaza at 1234 Market Street has one, but I have been unable to locate it.
  • Major shopping complexes. Basement of the Bellevue on South Broad. Liberty Place - 2nd floor, between Market & Chestnut and 16th & 17th Streets, The Gallery on east Market Street. The Bourse downstairs - located between Market and Chestnut and 4th & 5th.
Please e-mail me if you know of additional public restrooms

 

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